Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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