I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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