Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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