Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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