Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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