you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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