And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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