seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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