so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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