BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
sex on a bike is impossible
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