Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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