he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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