What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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