just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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