i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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