In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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