What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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