Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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