It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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