I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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