my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
my sisters under your porch take her home
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
im on a boat
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