i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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