Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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