drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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