The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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