OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
