Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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