Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
