He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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