then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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