Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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