its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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