I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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