So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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