They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think people are normalizing furries
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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