I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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