whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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