Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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