stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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