I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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