I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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