Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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