Where did you get a picture of my penis
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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