Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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