i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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