you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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