All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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