Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Someone signed my nipple.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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