gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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