im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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