Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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