She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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