a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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