i barfeds in our rink
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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