My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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