they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well I just put wine in my tea
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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